Top Ten Facts About Jack Bauer

For my 24-watching friends, this is pretty amusing...

1. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
   
2. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
   
3. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
   
4. If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you -- well amigo, you're in trouble.
   
5. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
   
6. Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
   
7. As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
   
8. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
   
9. Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
   
10. If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.